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You: Do I know you from somewhere?
Girl: No (it helps if they display confusion or avoidance at this point)
You: Then where have you been all my life?
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always cum when you're fingered?"
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
That outfit looks good on you ... but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Were you in Girl Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
So What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
He: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?
She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
I'd look good on you.
When does your centerfold come out.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming
Give a rose to her and say: I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look bad
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself
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